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Tie Flossing

Defined by the usage of a colleague's tie to floss one's anal region.

The tie should ideally have been removed from the victim before flossing commences however in extreme circumstances flossing can be achieved while still attached.

Correct flossing procedure is as follows;

1. tie should be slipped inside the front of ones pants (trousers)

2. tie should be posted between legs

3. one hand should be slipped inside the back of one's pants and the tie end should be located

4. tie end should be pulled out of the back of one's pants

If correctly executed, one end of the tie should be visible exiting the front of one's pants, and the other end should be visible exiting from the back of one's pants.

the action is completed by taking each end of the tie in a different hand and pulling alternately upwards, thus causing the tie to repeatedly brush past one's anus resulting in the transfer of odor and in some cases liquid and physical matter to the said tie.

If deemed necessary, the tie may also be posted inside one's under-garments, resulting in a more offensive nasal experience once the tie is removed.

caution: the 'inside-under-garment' method can result in heavy chaffing and in extreme cases testicle ripping.
Bystander 1: That gentleman stole my muffin!

Bystander 2: I suggest you demonstrate your unease at this occurance by tie flossing with his tie.

Bystander 1: Jolly good idea
by tiebandit September 8, 2011
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Freestyle Flossing

Flossing ones teeth anywhere that is outside the bathroom. Similar to dental flossing but outside the norm of where its done which is the bathroom. The term is also used to also imply how unnecessary and disgusting the act can be with plaque, food and blood flying everywhere.
I had company over and my girl walked out of the bedroom freestyle flossing while greeting all my friends.
Whenever we go to the movies mike is freestyle flossing his teeth.
by Blacknight200 August 16, 2012
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gusset flossing

I worked her into a right frenzy with a good gusset flossing. She loved it she did. I had her bucking like a mule
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014
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Flapping

The art of smacking your erect penis against your inner thigh to the point of climax.
"I walked in on my brother flapping and listening to the audio of a slaughterhouse."

"I had to rip out all the leg hair on my thigh because they were covered in cum from me flapping."
by theflapmaster December 18, 2013
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Flapping

The act of female masturbation. The female version of 'fapping' with reference to the flaps of the vagina.
Girl, I was flapping all night to fifty shades.

Summer to-do list: Slip, slop, slap and flap.
by SnowGirl October 2, 2014
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flaping cheeks

when a person lets out a really big fart bomb so big the butt cheeks flap
oh my god grandma let out her flaping cheeks!!! SICK!
by jenny jen jenny July 31, 2006
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Anal Flossing

The act in which a man is standing upright and the woman is bent forward with her head near the mans ass. The man then grabs the woman's hair between his legs and proceeds to floss between his ass cheeks with the woman's hair
I'd climb that tower for a nice anal flossing from Rapunzel.
by nep1293 January 23, 2014
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