shit faced

so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow

I got so shit faced I slept with a knome

by lalalakissmyass July 24, 2008

Book-Faced

When you leave your facebook open and your friends post updates/change pictures.

Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...

by Bonzo321 July 8, 2010

faced

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Can be used in place of shitfaced

Man, when we walked into that chic's house last night I was totally faced

by Hotknives September 11, 2003

facedouche

One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.

"Daphne just wrote "urrr sooo hottt" on six different people's walls! What a facedouche!"

by eSKape February 21, 2009

two faced

when a person that you thought was your friend goes behind your back and talks about or tells other people what you have said about them!

my and my firend told john a lot of stuff about this girl and then he went behind our backs and told her every damn thing was said about her!JOHN is two faced.

by nfgril July 5, 2006

Perfectly Flawed

Two words describing one result in a persons life.

Perfectly Flawed-cracked, dinted, bruised, hurt, victimized, yet not causing in a negative result, but a positative one. The bad or negative things that happen to perfectly flawed persons results in their growth & betterment. Their experiences lead them closer to perfection.

Hollis was badly victimized, yet he refused to be a victim. He is perfectly flawed.

Christy was abused. She was victimized. She chose to be a victim & allowed it to dominate her entire life. She is not perfectly flawed, just flawed.

by RockyBaboon April 5, 2011

2 faced

someone who acts different to someone around different people

you see bradley robbins he a fucking 2 faced bitch

by baller12345 January 19, 2009