slab

noun. May be used in place of chic in common speech
Man, look at that asian slab over there.
She's a corn fed slab.
Look at that jewish butt slab
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faced

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Can be used in place of shitfaced
Man, when we walked into that chic's house last night I was totally faced
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