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Fifty-five

v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.
Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"

Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."
by Nite Owl July 10, 2007
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Fitta

The center part of a woman. Moist and seductive sometimes aggressive. Attention seeking and pluggable. It is used for fun and excercise. When used it must be washed afterwards. The appearance varies a lot, but usually it is enjoyable to watch a fitta perform its act. The sole purpose for the fitta is to squeeze, and to squeeze good. A fitta can never squeeze too much. However some fittas squeeze too little, making a big dissapointment to the user of the fitta. The user is then recommended to leave quietly. The goal for the fitta is to envelop things, so it can be scary at times. If you see a fitta, do not be afraid, aproach it with care and try to offer comfort to it, as it likes that very much.
Slicka nu den fittan för fan. = Lick that pussy damn you.

Jag vet inte om jag har knullat den fittan = I do not know if I have fucked that pussy

Jag vill inte rövknulla den fittan = I do not want to assfuck that pussy
by Martin De Wer November 21, 2010
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Fifty-two Fakeout

To deliberately mislead or misdirect. To cause someone to think or act a certain way based on incorrect information or actions.
(also known as "throwing a 52")

The background of this expression is unknown.
That cell phone rate was a fifty-two fakeout. The actual charges came on the bill.
or
Michael Vick threw the linebacker a 52 and ran for 20 more yards.
by Greg J. July 20, 2004
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blue yankee fitted

What people in New York wear that you can never go wrong with. As if it matches with anything no matter what colors.
As ridiculous as it sounds its true and you can see it almost everywhere around the city. So ridiculous that you start believing in it too.
The Original Yankee Fitted is Superior and apparently Magical
Blue Yankee Fitted, White tee ,and Timberlands looks nice why? because of the Fitted
by EssInDaBX March 22, 2010
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Fetty Wapping

The state in which one is so drunk that they have to close one eye in order to see straight, therefore resembling the artist Fetty Wap.
That bitch is so drunk she's fetty wapping
by AwhFuckYeah September 5, 2015
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suck my fatty

by Fuckshizzcuntsss October 23, 2015
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fifty fifty reddit

A small subreddit where the user may click on a link and have a 50/50 chance of witnessing something sweet and innocent, or something extremely grotesque.
E.X. fifty fifty Reddit

50/50 chance of seeing a simple a woman folding laundry, or a woman folded by an SUV

50/50 chance of seeing a simple red square, or some maggot infested genitals
by not evenwaubonsie June 5, 2014
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