Good thing I've been working on my escapability, because last I was about to blow my load into my one-night stand when she looked deep into my eyes and screamed, "I want your babies!"
by Phil Nye February 1, 2015
Get the escapability mug.Someone flirted with, obsessed over and generally courted by a person in a relationship they want to get out of in the hope that it will give them the courage and will to leave.
by Esther Schillinger April 18, 2007
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When your shit is so big that not even a double flush will get rid of this bad boy. The only way to get rid of this is to let it climb out over the side and off into the sunset.
Their was a guy who was proud to show off the size of his escaping shotton, even giving them names, after several attempts to get rid he had to let them go, Barry the turd lived in a box in his shed....
by frogmuncher December 10, 2010
Get the Escaping shotton mug.After a one night stand, one shits in their partner's bed and leaves inconspicuously, proving that they are in fact a pangus
This really bitchy girl took me back to her place after a brutal night of drinking, and because the sex so horrifyingly bad, I decided to leave her a special escapangus that ended up being a little liquidy
by Skid McMarks April 9, 2015
Get the escapangus mug."'Escapomania'" - Refers to what can only be defined as some kind of psychological affect in which participation in the escape room experiences become addictive to the point of almost living in that particular room and moment. The first tier of this affect would be for the person, for instance in a pirate room, to believe they are a pirate or being held by real pirates and the matter is of life or death. The second tier would be a carry-over into the real world. In this case, the pirate or pirate-hostage might be unable to function outside the room for a period of time because of the tremendous technological differences in the real world and the world they are "living" in. True escapomaniacs may reach the point of losing the ability to discern whether they are in an escape room or out in reality.
When he emerged from the escape room he spoke and acted like a pirate; obviously, he had escapomania.
by Lynija June 3, 2017
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Get the Escape-lizard-back mug.Verb - When you attempt to atone for an indiscretion without using conventional methods such as buying a gift or simply saying, "I'm Sorry."
Example 1
Employee 1 - How are you still in good standing? The boss said, "You're practices at work have cost the company significant amounts of time and money." Did you apologize?
Employee 2 - No way, that's a one-way ticket to the gallows. I escapologized; I said, "Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will modify my practices in order to mitigate these losses," to which the boss replied, "That's all we ask. Now get back to work!
Example 2
Man 1 - You can't escapologize your way out of this one, my friend. I'm hurt by what you did to me?
Man 2 - I'll say this, I don't want to do it again. That's for sure.
Man 1 - Wow
Employee 1 - How are you still in good standing? The boss said, "You're practices at work have cost the company significant amounts of time and money." Did you apologize?
Employee 2 - No way, that's a one-way ticket to the gallows. I escapologized; I said, "Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I will modify my practices in order to mitigate these losses," to which the boss replied, "That's all we ask. Now get back to work!
Example 2
Man 1 - You can't escapologize your way out of this one, my friend. I'm hurt by what you did to me?
Man 2 - I'll say this, I don't want to do it again. That's for sure.
Man 1 - Wow
by Scott B. Foresman May 31, 2019
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