Dumplings

(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.

Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.

by sammer of the gods May 23, 2006

butt dumpling

a big juicy turd

mr. kennow lays a fat butt dumpling

by jason h February 21, 2003

chicken and dumplings

1. a traditional american dinner consisting of chicken, a creamy sauce, vegetables, and bread pieces.

2. the only thing my roommate knows how to cook

3. an undefined sexual delight

"Do you want to come over for chicken and dumplings?"

by mrs. khalil greene August 7, 2008

fuck dumpling

The genital mound of a woman

She had a nice juicy fuck dumpling

by Danny Mundella July 15, 2003

Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

dumpy ass

1)a purely undesirable ass -characteristics...flat, flabby...makes one cringe and turn away.

2) an ugly ass

JOHN: " Look at the dumpy ass on that bitch."

CHAD: "That's fucking nasty dude."

JOHN: "Look away man, just look away..."

by henningsen June 18, 2008

Dumplings

Old fashioned slang for (Usually Chinese or Far Eastern) Boobies.

Look at Kailee's jiggling dumplings

by asddsa January 22, 2010