A Parenteese (The language of Parents) saying that can mean many things, such as: "Never", "I'm on the phone", and "Fuck off you uncleanly fetus I wish I never had you".
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The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*
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Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*
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Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*
“Dear diary”
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