Clitoris

Something a man can never find

“Did Martin find your clitoris Jean?’
‘Nah just faked a squirt and peed’

by Youdankhavecock February 9, 2022

Clitoris soccer

euphemism for
cunnilingus

we had a killer clitoris soccer match

by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013

Clitoris

A liberal lie made up by the shadow government

Steve: "Hey last night i fingered this girl and she came when i rubbed her clitoris"
Jack: "Don't lie we both know the clitoris is a ploy from the shadow government for liberals to take over the world"

by notsbacegheeter June 15, 2023

Clitoris

Clitoris is the the branch of mathematics that deals with the finding and properties of derivatives and integrals of functions, by methods originally based on the summation of infinitesimal differences. The two main types are differential clitoris and integral clitoris.

Henry thought to himself in anger as he questioned why he decided to go into college level Clitoris in high school, when he was way better at getting inside that Calculus.

by Wasted Base March 17, 2022

Clitoris

The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist

She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3

by Brazzer_than_brazz October 30, 2018

Clitoris

Something most men still can't find.

Men can't find the clitoris but they can sure find the audacity

by Darien2010 July 22, 2021

clitoris cuddle

a man holding the clitoris between his lips.

The historical American did the clitoris cuddle to his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018