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cleaping

Originated in the earlyu 1940s used, by butchers to communicate with their often lonely bitches and or dawgs. The verb 'to cleap' simply means to rankleshankle an animal with such vigour or vitality that the vital organs of said animal, are sent flying out of the animal and into the mouth of any watching shoppers.
"Oh aye, pat, wants ye, t'to t'go up t'shop, and cleap a t'young, maidnely sheep? Yes, pat, i do like t'mushy peas."
by Grexor and Jutang November 16, 2004
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cleavin

1) a sex act done under a morbidly obese woman, similar to the Western Whormelt, but this will be done with her legs propped behind her head 2) full definition, the male enters the womans anus from behind, spins himself upside down and wedges himself under her gearth, as he fights for air the erotic asphyxiation causes a heighten state of panicked arousal, and an explosive ejaculant can be achieved

any number of partners may be added the limit is only in ones imagination, but remember if additional partners are added the name is changed to properly represent the situation, Double Cleavin, Triple Cleavin, Octocleave even the elusive AutoCleave "i've seen it done" example below

first mentioned in an episode of "family guy" as a dirty word

also can be spelled Kleavin, from the root word cleave : to adhere firmly and closely or loyally and unwaveringly
Becky gave up the the cleavin last night, you can see Jim's jizz on the fan blades, he vomited all over the duvet

Roberta the superfat hermaphrodite almost died AutoCleavin with her cock up her butt and her boob in her mouth, that biker dude just happened to hear the commotion and broke into the window to save her, or was it to ass rape her before he left town, not sure but both happened
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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throat clearing

to disavow someone or something before defending that same thing, often done before playing the role of "devil's advocate"
Hitler was a terrible, awful, despicable, cruel, dastardly person but he had some pretty good ideas.

We get it, no need for so much throat clearing.
by Jay Bulls February 21, 2018
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cleaning house

When the head of a sex trafficking ring has the low-hanging fruit/snitches killed.
On Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Season 16 Episode 1, half way through their main witnesses are being killed and Fin says "someone is cleaning house"
by yassgirl June 5, 2017
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Spring Cleaning

When a guy licks a girls anus while she's sitting on his face. Normally directly after a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. Normally can be a man or woman doing the cleaning usually also involves eating of the feces.
by Jabooty in Mehico January 18, 2017
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Cleaning out the pipes

After ejaculating once, cleaning out the pipes is when he keeps fucking or wanking hard into another, weaker but still present orgasm, which doesn't expel any semen except that which was leftover in the penis from the original orgasm. Harder for those older, easier done by those you and testosterone filled.
Cool dude: "Man last night i was with mah girl and i came once, then i cleaned out the pipes and she loved it"

Lame dude: "Yeah, I cleaned out the pipes too, but I was alone..."

Other dude: "I heard about some guy in ST. Louis cleaning out the pipes, i heard he could do it twice in a row!"
by The ultimate pipe cleaner August 20, 2006
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cleaning

Haveing fun with ur partner in a sexual manner.
I was cleaning yesterday with Jeremy, and it was on video tape,,,
by Kate Rossow November 23, 2003
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