The act of paying an alleged sexual assault victim for their silence. Mostly known for its successful employment by Kobe Bryant. Though the allegations may be false and a form of extortion, its the smartest move to save a career.
Chad: Did you hear Antonio Brown lost an endorsement because of the sexual assault allegations against him?
Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.
Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.
by Roman Legion October 25, 2020
by NotDeeja October 28, 2021
The poor husbands and boyfriends that have to follow thier wives/gfs around the mall, hauling endless amounts of bags, sometimes aided by a stroller.
Friend: Yo, B, wanna hit the links today?
LBC: Nah Brah, wifey-poo says panties are on sale 5 for $25, so I'm stuck being a Lane Bryant Caddy today.
Friend: Thas Crazy!
LBC: Nah Brah, wifey-poo says panties are on sale 5 for $25, so I'm stuck being a Lane Bryant Caddy today.
Friend: Thas Crazy!
by ScotttheBee March 08, 2010
by Jazzy10181 January 28, 2020
by The cosmic snake January 16, 2022
The effect Kobe Bryant has on other players.
Aka his stare down and his ability to make buckets you thought he would miss.
Aka his stare down and his ability to make buckets you thought he would miss.
by iGoCommando May 03, 2011
by MYHANDLEEXISTS June 05, 2019