Blackberry

A cellular device that not only becomes addicting, but takes over a owner's life and makes them feel as if they can not live without one.

Fuck, I forgot my Blackberry at home. I'll be right back, let me go get it.

by Sofafuckinggenius February 18, 2010

Blacked

When you meet someone that doesn't give you their real name, and instead calls themselves "Black", befriends you only to turn around down the road to break into your house/apartment to steal your shit.

"Yo, Dan, last Friday I got blacked!"
"What?!"
"You know that guy that smoked me out and shit?... he stole my fuckin' XBOX360!"

by Miyamotorofl March 5, 2008

Blackberry

A mobile phone that is an absolute waste of £200. Blackberry App World is about a tenth of the size of the Android or Apple store. The apps themselves are not very good either. The camera is a bit rubbish and they are too complicated to use.

Person 1: I just got myself stuck into a two year contract on a Blackberry without realising how shit it is

Person 2: Wow, you are such an idiot.

by dave1234567890grandma April 16, 2012

blacket

A loud noise or clamor made by a large group of black youths, esp. of a disturbing or confusing kind; din; uproar.

I got woken up in the middle of the night. It was so hot, we kept the windows open. A gang walked past and made a terrible blacket in the street below.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 11, 2007

blackronym

Chat acronyms usually only used by black people.

-yo dat wuz so funy lls, smh yo
-Man, I don't understand those blackronyms.

by thisnameisveryoriginal December 13, 2009

welfare blackberry

One who possesses no job or other means of income but still has an expensive mobile phone plan. Inevitably this phone plan is funded by welfare benefits.

"Shoot man, your cousin's smart phone is phat! How can she afford that with all those mouths to feed?"

"She uses her government check for that--it's her welfare blackberry."

by dn41360 July 8, 2009

Blackeria

When someone is really eager to turn black

Vivian has blackeria

by Blackest gyal May 12, 2018