rubbing bits

When Lachie and Izzy throw down and decide yea lets not have proper sex, lets just rub ourselves against one another and make it weird

They were rubbing bits for days

by reuifrhidfbvvb January 15, 2018

bacon bits

Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits

Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)

by TheCRACKERman July 20, 2008

Somma Bits

Suited for work slang for son of a bitch

"Dang, all these Somma Bits won't stop calling today!!!"

by Sonny Black Monster April 14, 2009

Bitys

big titeys

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dame look at the bitys on that one

by Athend March 7, 2009

Dirty Betsy

When the female is being penetrated in the vag by her partners fat toe. Then the middle toe is inserted into the asshole repeatedly. If this act is done correctly the female will shit themselves causing an orgasm.

Wow, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a dirty betsy last night! It was fucking amazing!

by hotma34 April 15, 2020

bacon bits

Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.

Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)

Watch out...its the cops

Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit

by Sokerguy December 18, 2005

Facon Bits

Small pieces of unknown origin passing themselves off as bacon bits. Commonly found today at many salad bars as well as grocery sheleves. Easily identified by consistency of small pieces of gravel.

I think I'll have some facon bits on my salad!

by Tuchdown November 6, 2002