bingle-cram

Stuffing a sexual partner's asshole with lunchmeat and mayonnaise, and eating it.

She gave me a really good bingle-cram last night, and I can't get this salami smell off of my body.

by crumblebucket February 15, 2010

Bingle

Short form of Bing + Google (to search the Internet)

Don't Bingle goatse, or you may never get the images out of your brain.

by dlairman June 27, 2016

boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.

Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.

by issybelle June 21, 2010

Biddle

biddle: a form of measurement used to describe a small amount of something.

note: A biddle is more than a bit, a tiny bit less than a little but just a touch more than a tad.

;)

"How much sugar do you want in your tea?"
"Just a biddle."

by hannytron December 15, 2011

Binders

Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.

Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!

by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012

Bundled

Adding 2 or more unwanted items together with a requested item for the sole purpose of increasing the perceived value of the total package or items.

I asked my co-worker if I could borrow his copy of Star Trek the Wrath Of Kahn on DVD. Not only did he loan me the movie, he also added in The Duke Of Hazzard season 2 and 3 on DVD, Kevin Costner's Waterworld on laserdisc, and five episodes of Saved By The Bell on VHS!

.....he bundled me!

by Dred242 September 11, 2010

bundled

A word derived in scituate mass usa meaning highly in toxicated

dude guy im wicked fuckin bundled right now I may have given this chick a rim job

by bundlemeister October 23, 2008