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fire-breathing vagina

A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.
I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.
by schlumpmaster October 25, 2003
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bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.
I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.
by Meow's girl May 9, 2010
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Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.
"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."
by Cuckooo March 4, 2009
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beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
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breathing dragon

a breathing dragon is when you smack a girl in the back of the head during a blowjob as you "climax"
I gave my wife a breathing dragon and now I sleep on the couch.
by Baker November 19, 2004
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beatling

Placing a Beatle wig on a sleeping victim so that they look like a member of The Greatest Band of All Time!
Since he was a Beatle Loser anyway, he didn't mind the beatling.
by nenaandphill August 25, 2006
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bathing apes

amazing, yet EXTREMLY expensive shoes.
"haters getting mad cause i got me some bathing apes!" -soulja boy
by shg5jundsxfa November 11, 2007
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