Baldilocks

The top of the head has no hair (bald), but the rest of the head is still growing.

Jay admired the pride of the dude who had baldilocks.

by happytk May 7, 2016

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Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.

Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

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Baldi

A slap-happy grampappy that will whoop someone that gets a maths question wrong.

'OOOOOH, Baldi's gonna whoop your ass!'

by Git Slepped July 20, 2018

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Baldaphobic

You’re against and racist towards bald people

Oh my god, she hates bald people she’s baldaphobic

by NoHomoBruhhh August 3, 2018

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bald bottom bomb

When you get you partner to shave your asshole.then you bend over there face them laying down yank your balls apart to resemble wings and yell bombs away as you shit on there face.

Lastnight i got the biggest bombs away bald bottom bomb ive ever seen! His shit was so long it was still in his ass when it hit my face.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

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Bald in the mouth

One who has no teeth

That bitch be bald in the mouth. I seen B-Mo has a bald ass mouth after that fight.

by Crankdat August 13, 2019

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A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.

Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”

by sra. cara de rata February 5, 2020

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