auto-twat

Definition #1: automatically tweeting through various social networks

Defiinition #2: A girl that you can fuck for hours and hours without stopping.
Definition #1: I set up my Facebook page so when I post something, it auto twats.

Defiinition #2: Hey Dave you were right about that girl, I brought her home last night and she was on auto-twat for like 4 hours.
by Big Thor December 13, 2012
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das auto

A shitty car buit by volkswagon. These cars have electrical issues due to lack of wire length, odd mechanical issues, and expensive original equipment manufactured parts.
Fuck my 1999 volkswagon golf... das auto my ass! it's a piece of unreliable shit.
by oranageHasu December 10, 2012
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auto kakke

The art of self bukakke(except with only one penis)
Rob enjoys doing auto kakke, that sick sick bastard
by Himura February 22, 2004
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Auto-blumpkin

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce
"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"

by automblumpkinitis January 19, 2008
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Auto-Wank

A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
Teenager- Haha, Larry's having an auto-wank in his sleep!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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auto sniper

A contradictory and juvenile nickname given to the German G3 SG-1 sniper rifle. Mostly used in Counter-Strike, in which most players are too ignorant to notice the flaws in their "gamer" terminology. It is hard to imagine where this nickname comes from, as in the the game, the rifle does not have the full-automatic firing capability.
Jeff: W4tch 0ut j00 nubs i'11 k1ck j00r a$$ wif my l337 auto sniper LOL!

Me: Auto sniper? Snipers are people, not guns, you dumbfuck.
by Sgt N00dle January 14, 2007
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Auto-Cornholio

The act of eating your own ass, after you achieve the legendary achievement of auto-felatio.
I have grown tired of sucking my own dick, and am now teaching myself auto-cornholio.
by Mike Migger April 04, 2020
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