Twitter Boy

A young person that stands close to a less tech-savvy older person and retrieves information on request from an Iphone.
A friend that will check anything you ask promptly from a mobile device.

Hey Twitter Boy, can you get me the score from the football, send three emails and get Danny on youtube?

by Golden Harbour Bridge March 2, 2011

twitter litter

Posting information on Twitter that nobody cares about.

"Yeah, we don't care that you just ate at Wendy's!!! That's just twitter litter."

by g4444444 February 7, 2009

Twitterbater

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.

Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."

by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

twitteree

one who tweets in or out of twitter

That celeb is a non-stop twitteree! Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!

by timlight January 29, 2010

twatterdnipplewaffle

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012

Twitter mongerer

Someone who stirs up hatred or gossip on Twitter

"I can't believe seasoning chan said breathing sucks, she should be canceled for offending mermaids"
"stop being a Twitter mongerer"

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 April 1, 2021

Twitter

Ok, so Twitter is a social media app that people do social media stuff on. But this one is different than the others. This one is normally fine if you have a couple k followers, but if you get too popular you get a kind of cancer called "Stan's." When that happens people basically stalk you online. And if you say something controversial or political your entire social status will collapse in on itself and explode.

" Twitter is fucking cancer "

by Calvinator_lmao December 30, 2021