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Trade Rape

To be taken advantage of in a most foul way while playing fantasy sports.

According to the FX show "The League", it is when a completely lopsided trade offer in a fantasy sport is accepted. It typically opens happens to n00bs.
Person 1: I just pulled off a sweet deal in my Football league.

Person 2: Nice, who'd you get?

Person 1: I got Jamarcus Russell and traded Peyton Manning.

Person 2: Dude, you just got trade raped.
by MarWash November 20, 2009
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Trade School

A post-secondary alternative to college or university. Trade school is often a two-year degree with small classes and hands on training. This is achieved by rolling admission and allows for excellent student/teacher ratios.

An excellent choice for students obsessed with one certain interest, trade school rejects the college "well-rounded" approach and instead masters one specific topic. Like art school, these students often build portfolios to show potential employers, making them more desirable candidates.

The best part about trade school is the living situation. Since most of these schools don't accommodate students on campus, they live on their own in the real world. This allows them to get a jump start on their college-bound brethren who live in the artificial "bubble" of college campuses.

Due to the unprecedented amount of college graduates, the job market for them is extremely competitive. Not so much for associate degrees. Jobs such as electrician, plumber, carpenter, mechanic, and gunsmith will always be in demand, not to mention that they pay pretty well too.

It truly is the "working man's education"
Guy: Jeff just graduated from trade school and makes good money as an auto mechanic.

Girl: Eww I wouldn't want to do that.

Guy: Well, he does.
by Indomitable798 October 3, 2010
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A fine ass of the girl tracer from the game overwatch
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Title of Your Sex tape

A term used like ‘that’s what she said’ for sexual innuendos from Brooklyn Nine Nine.
Ebony it’s so big’
‘Title of your sex tape
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I’m already tracer

when a fake ass gamer girl is playing over watch with you. You say “I’m going to be tracer” and the bitch says “I’m already tracer” and takes over your spot. It’s the fucking same with all the other characters in bitchwatch
Gamer Boy: I’m going to be tracer
Fake ass gamer girl: I’m already tracer
by imalready_tracer November 23, 2018
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duck tape

A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability.

Common uses include:

-Taping people's mouths shut.

-Binding people's hands and feet together.

-Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duck tape.

-Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure).

-An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal.

-Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green).

-Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it.

-Instant Wart/Pimple removal.

-Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea.

-Seat-belts for those fidgety children.

-Temporary car windows.

-A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car.

-Non-stick toilet seat cover.

-Hair extensions.
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Welcome to your Tape

A reference to Jay Asher's book, Thirteen Reasons Why, and the subsequent Netflix series. It is a story about a girl who commits suicide and leaves behind cassette tapes for people to listen because they were a contributing factor in her downward spiral. Colloquially, it can be used to threaten someone because they disappointed you.
"You didn't ask them for ketchup for my fries when you picked up McDonalds for me?! Welcome to your Tape"
by JanuaryFire April 13, 2017
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