Timekeeper

Latin, Some1 who gets owned by Catmandoo

Catmandoo owns Timekeeper

by Adam April 10, 2005

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Old timer

When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.

He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer.

by Waldoski November 28, 2007

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Tibere

Often short and of middle-eastern descent. Known for being proud of their sand nigger heritage and prepared to perform acts of terror, in the name of Allah.

Person A: Hey look there's a short middle eastern guy flying a plane into the world trade center on the TV!

Person B: I bet his name is Tibere.

by A Nagger December 26, 2013

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two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

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tipered

Combination of tired and hyper meaning to be dead tired, yet surprisingly hyper at the same time

It's 3:27 AM and I'm feeling pretty tipered. What about you?

by Someone July 10, 2003

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The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.

Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....

by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016

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