tofurkey day

the day everyone gets together to eat tofurkey and gravy, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. or field roast en croute baked in a covered pan. aka the last thursday in november.

i can't wait for tofurkey day. going to eat and have seconds, thirds, and fourths. mmm mmmmm

by baily2 November 1, 2012

tofu killer

When your fucking a bitch raw

Rob:yo,Christopher don't forget tofu killer .
Christopher: I got you bro.

by LoyalA April 9, 2016

tofumi

a nice,sweet innocent girl that you can count on u can call her karen the apple or toffee apple!

"Hey Apple!"
Tofumi: "Hi Grape"

by LuLuTheKitty October 19, 2020

tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

tofu narnar

Shortened form of totally-fucking-gnarly

that tofu is tofu narnar, duder!

by Nameurl February 1, 2008

tofu

Miso is a fermented soy product which is safe to eat in small quantities. Tofu, however, should be avoided like the plague because there is NOTHING natural about it.

The hippie experienced death by tofu five years later.

by The Ploy of Soy July 5, 2003

Tofu Shop

The new name for "The Crab Shack"

Have you gone to the Tofu Shop lately?

by Pro_Skater February 28, 2003