Simping

Doing anything for a girl in hopes of them even noticing your pitiful existence such as giving them half your life savings, then the other half.

Jim: hey, I just saw the Pokimane stream and wow a lot of people were simping for her
Robert: well what did you expect?

by Quortas76 August 5, 2020

Shumping

To jump while excreting feces from your anus.

I was outside yesterday Shumping all around

by Golden.Dog.Ass August 30, 2006

Squidding

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.

jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.

by TheSwagMeisterOfBerlin August 9, 2016

slumpingly

To feel in a slump mood

I'm feeling slumpingly slump

by _.Finkleberry._ July 1, 2015

Shrimping

When you are fingering or fucking a girl and her back curls up because she is extremely sensitive to the touch.

I tried to bang that girl the other night but she would not stop shrimping.

by Dhal9917 October 5, 2016

Squidding

The process of using your hands to make and upward grasping motion to implement sexual pleasure of the penis and or vagina.

At this very moment Nikjarieas is squidding his penis in his bathroom.

by Iodydingus May 30, 2017

Squigging

Rotational Squeaking/creaking noise while driving your vehicle around corners and making sharp turns

While making a right turn in my car, I can hear an abnormal squigging noise. Please inspect my steering and suspension

by mikey pru February 21, 2018