stocking fat

The fat that spills over the edge of thigh high stockings that chubby chicks wear when they try to look sexy for their fat accepting boyfriends. Similar to pump fat

Stocking fat looks gross, no matter how hot the girl is in the face.

by xzybit April 25, 2007

stocking

Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.

Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!

by Cornielus Assfuck February 1, 2008

Spucking

Its like sexting but over skype.
Naughty messages are exchanged by both parties.

Girl: Oh my god lets spuck!
Boy: Oh babe hell yeah, get your webcam on!

5 min later
Girl: Oh yeah we are spucking hard!

by yakuma January 1, 2011

Sporking

when a couple is spooning(laying to one side) and begin to have sex, still on their side. Spooning leads to forking thus sporking

dude i got lad last night!, we were spooning and without even moving we began forking, what began as spooning turned into sporking!

by Bam-9 August 25, 2010

sporking

just like spooning. the only difference is that the male subject is behind the female subject and the couple are engaged in sexual intercourse.

I was sporking last night

by scozz1 April 29, 2009

Sporking

When you start off cuddling and spooning and end up having sex

Tina asked to be spooned but when Bill got a hard on, they ended up sporking instead.

by FtMyersArtist August 8, 2009

sockington

An evil, mean spirited, and generally, huge asshole that lives in a basement.

That guy is almost as big of a bastard as sockington.

by Butticus Primateous June 16, 2003