Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

by big1jc November 24, 2011

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smuttynose

After a session of fellatio in which she swallows, a woman laughs so hard the semen is released through her nasal passage onto her upper lip.

Angela laughed so hard at Drew's squirming that splooge dribbled out of her nose, so Drew said "Merr, smuttynose!"

by Devondre September 17, 2007

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Shutty Town

The place you want someone to go when they won't shut it!

Shawn, I got you a one way ticket to Shutty Town!!!

by Bus driver to shutty town December 8, 2011

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scutterbucket

A dirty man who talks a lot of rubbish (scutter).

A habitual liar, who often tells lies to impress people in the surrounds of a public house, whilst horrifically drunk.
A tramp who goes into pubs (usually Irish ones) with just enough money for a drink (usually cider). Buys drink then proceeds to annoy the locals with his drunken, abusive behaviour, bad odour and incontinence problem.

"Drink up and get the f**k out, ya f**king Scutterbucket c*nt ya!

"Get f*cked ya Scutterbucket b*stard! She wouldn't touch ya with mine"

by Paul C 1981 May 1, 2006

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scuttle

The act of pacing back and forth redundantly, repeating an action incessantly while flailing ones hands and arms, feet and legs with an exaggerated flamboyance. The act of scuttling occurs particularly when one is over-stimulated, sleep deprived and hyper and cannot sit still or focus on one activity for any extended period of time. When one scuttles, one is often fixated on accomplishing a meaningless task devoid of purpose but is distracted from the task at hand, so one scuttles back and forth furiously until one remembers the task at hand. Often occurs when one is scattered. Scuttling is common in confused, homosexual men who rely on their mothers guidance excessively and cannot function without their mothers helping hand. When the males mother is absent, the male becomes misguided and confused and resorts to scuttling to relieve his separation anxiety.

Every 32 days Scrolly's amphetamine prescription is renewed, so he stays up for days on end and scuttles back and forth between playing solitaire on the computer and reading his book on the lounge until his mother Katrina returns home to soothe him into slumber.

by cyanidexoxox October 21, 2013

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