simping

when someones im their feelings aka when theyre sad

ally: nigga why you playing that sad music for?
dude: shut up ally, im simping

by dirty dej July 26, 2016

SIMI VALLEY

Lowest crime rate in the U.S. and teens and people in 20's think their hard shit. Never been out of Simi Valley and think that its ghetto. Wankstas. They leave Simi Valley and get shot cause they dont know how to act. All teenagers in the town will drive to a certain place just to see a fight cause they are pussies and the cops will try to bust teenager fights cause their job has no excitement.

That beaner actin like a G left Simi the other day. He got shot for actin hard in the valley.

by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005

Simpin

When a man a man shows alot of affection to a woman when he's around her but acts as if she means nothing around his friends.

Simpin ass Man to girl: Oh baby I love you so much. I don't know what I would ever do with out you..

Simpin ass Man to his boys: Man, I don't need that b*tch she aieght in the sack but there's other fish in the sea!!!

by Missizhunter October 3, 2007

Simpin

Simps are in-genuine men who act friendly, but are really trying to buy into a women's pants. They can be seen begging, being highly agreeable, and giving expensive gifts to a women they JUST met. When they inevitably get friend-zones, the simp becomes frustrated and declares"women only like assholes".

John: "Yesterday at the bar I spent all night complimenting and buying this random girl drinks."

Justin: "O wow your such a nice guy".

John:" I KNOW RIGHT!, yet I didn't even give me any "thank you" sex. She ended up going home with this asshole instead."

Justin: "...smh!"

John: "I tell you man, simpin aint easy!

by Captain Sava December 27, 2011

Simile

When a person gives you such an annoying grin you just want to punch them in the face.

A definition your teacher will rage at.

He has a simile

by H4k0rz June 24, 2018

paul siminon

Bassist for the punk/rock band the clash. Can be seen smashing his guitar on the cover of the Clash's "London Calling" album.

He originally was going to play the electric guitar, but found it rather difficult, so he tried the bass because "it only has four chords!"

He's a great musician.

Billy: "who's paul siminon"
Me: "A musician."

by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006

Simpism

When all you do is simp. When you make fun of yourself of being single but at the same time stuck on simpin for that one person at like 1:45 am blastin the simp playlist you made.

“Oh you simpin again?” “Yea simpism be hittin hard lately”

by @fakeabg March 7, 2020