Shortist

Shortist is someone who hates short people.

Stranger: That person over there is a Shortist.
Other Stranger: Oh My!

by Sakurakage May 18, 2022

shmorgishboard

When instead of eating a full course meal, you eat a bunch of random foods for your meal.
Most likely used in household that has children or lazy people.

Bob: Oh no! We are out of pizza! Oh what shall we do?

Lisa: Lets have a shmorgishboard!

by Valkyrie77 June 8, 2022

shopgifting

The act of leaving trash or any unwanted items on the shelves at a store instead of throwing them away or returning them. A common thing that happens at Walmart.

"I caught a guy shopgifting, he left a Starbucks cup in the toilet paper aisle."

by SpidersGiveMeBoners July 21, 2022

Shori

A fucking bitch but everyone loves her

bro i hate shori but i love her

by bonkwobble August 17, 2022

Shordie

A hot girl who also has a fun personality to go with their looks.

Bro that shordie was definitely feeling me last night!

by Amninder Sandu August 31, 2022

shorg

When you suck penis and boobs

Gonna be doing some shorg tonight with Joe

by crazynutsack September 15, 2022

shmorgisberg

type shit of something

damn, that's a big ass shmorgisberg

by mkhomutin January 4, 2023