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Shatner

1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.
"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."
by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003
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Shatneresque

adj.; Bearing a strong resemblance (in attitude, if not physical appearance) to actor William Shatner.
1) My boss is an asshole of truly Shatneresque proportions.
by happy_spinster November 4, 2004
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Shatner's Toupee

This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit
Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.
by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011
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shattered

to have ones hips broken, tail bone cracked, and pelvis bruised....crushed knock the bottom out of me
last night my boy friend completely shattered me.... girlfriend, rick hit me so hard last night i was shattered for the rest of the weekend. also my friend Rick owns to cats that he shatters regularly..
by rita joan santelli July 14, 2006
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Shatner's Bassoon

Like a Dutch Rudder, only the recipient auto-felates, whilst the participant manually moves their head up and down.
Wow, last night was wild, I think I made doug give me a Shatner's Bassoon!
by Calibre Hull April 30, 2011
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boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal and shit shattered during among us
person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga
by chink monkey November 3, 2020
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the william shatner

during the move known as the mexican pine cone (inserting ice into her vagina while doing the vacuum position) the male will pour hot sauce onto the vagina and consume it.
dang bro did you score with that chick last night, yeah man i hit her with the william shatner, she loved it!
by jellyjd May 21, 2010
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