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Salty Kids

6-9 year olds (maybe even older) that always get mad over something like seats,food,even crayons (which is the reason for their saltiness most of the time)

tip: don't interact with them or else they'll annoy you to death with their saltiness
(see: salty to get an idea of "Salty Kids")
Person1: Want to go to that party for kids?
Person2:Nope don't wanna be with salty kids.
by shriekkk December 4, 2018
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Salty Breakfast

Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.
I'm gonna sneak into Leigh's tent in the morning and give him a salty breakfast.
by Serge Fabrizio January 31, 2007
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Salty Bird

(1)The launching of a load of semen, from a hotel balcony onto the unsuspecting sunbathers at the pool below.

(2)Also may be called a salty bird when a partner goes down to the ground level and waits with mouth open to receive the "meal", such as a baby bird would do.

OPTIONAL: Bird calls may be given before or during ejaculation to signal the event. Preferrably a loud crow like "KA KAW" to draw attention upward.
Dude, what a great pool party yesterday. I flew a salty bird onto that new hottie next door from Dave's balcony up on four.

Hey man, me and my girl stayed in some fancy hotel last weekend for her birthday. She got so hammered, she let me launch a salty bird to her from our patio.
by Manthorn March 4, 2009
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Salty Dragon

A Salty Dragon occurs when, upon receiving oral sex, immediately before ejaculation a man sticks the tip of his penis against the opening of his partners nostril and proceeds to ejaculate into her sinus cavity. This causes her to leak semen from her nose like a salt breathing dragon.
Person 1: Why does Ariella keep wiping her nose? Is she sick?
Person 2: No bro, I just gave her a salty dragon
Person 1: Damn, she'll be sneezing out your load for a month!
by AlaskanSnowShoeWHORE July 15, 2009
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Salaya

A beautiful girl with a great personality. She is always bubbly but don't be fooled becuase she can change real quick! The boys always seem to be attracted to "her" She is very thick, and has a great smile! Boys she is a keeper!!
Boy look at Salaya!!!
by cover October 7, 2016
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Salty Piss Flaps

that girl pisses so much, she's got salty piss flaps cuz of it.
by JT April 25, 2005
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salty

She was salty because she lost the game.
by Anonymous August 20, 2002
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