My girlfriend Sally

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.

My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.

by Sklooby March 19, 2008

Sally Slap

When One Person Licks Or Spits On Their Own Hand And Proceeds To Slap Someone With That Hand. (Sally Is An Abbrevation For Saliva)

Taylor: Why Did You Lick Your Hand And Hit Me Hit Me

Dallas:........ Get Sally Slapped Bitch!

by DJ Elphy Elf March 17, 2010

Sadpy

Feeling sad and happy at the same time.

I was feeling sadpy when I had to leave San Diego, cause its soooo awesome.

by Perfect lasts forever. :O August 24, 2009

sally spoils

someone who spoils your favorite tv show and/or movie quite rUdely

"oh by the way dildohead dies"

"dUde!! don't be such a sally spoils"

by isthataDChoodie August 8, 2017

Sally tired

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.

Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.

by MotherSally June 28, 2017

Sally bomb

When you have no weed left and you pack a bowl with cigarette tobacco and old kief that gets the job done

Let's rip a Sally bomb

by csall July 4, 2019

SDLY

sldy is internet slang for "SHE DONT LIKE YOU"

man i've been talking to this girl for a couple days and i think we both feel the same

bro SDLY

by strawberryalmondmilk October 4, 2020