samming

implying that you will accompany someone to any event or gathering, and, usually without warning, not show up. Samming may involve a number of excuses.

5:30 PM (eastern standard time)- Pencek said he was coming over for wine and then then bar. 2:30 AM (timezone unknown)- Pencek most likely asleep in his bed, with no warning, completely samming all of us.

by kittygirlmeow September 10, 2014

Sammicher

A sammich (sandwich), but only sammicher.

Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.

Person 2: OMG

by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020

Wet sammich

An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.

"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"

by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012

Chicken Sammich

When your mom screams at you from the living room in order for you to make a Chicken Sandwhich but she's too invested in her show and calls it a Chicken Sammich.

Mom (watching real housewives of atlanta): DAwniece Go make me a CHICKEN SAMMICH!!!!!

by rawesomer September 25, 2018

cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.

Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!

by Boymom1 August 29, 2017

Sadmir

A total dank meme; gets along well with all people, especially women. Savage.

Damn Sadmir is a savage.

by xX69slayerboi69Xx February 15, 2017

Sami Tutch

To clear out a room with a single fart, normally after eating dairy.

'oh god the dogs done a shit in the kitchen, smells like a right Sami Tutch'

by MrBigBollocks November 24, 2017