Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

Pinting

The act of getting a blowjob while urinating at the same time.

My girlfriend got so mad when i gave her a suprice pinting

by Chocolatemuncher May 15, 2019

Painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the semen all over the outside of the vagina, almost like painting a canvas.

“I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”.

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

Painting the Bucket

Orchestrating and faking your own death.

Want to get out of the constant bombardment of paparazzi in the life of fame? Painting the bucket might be the option for you!

by bluefleminko March 12, 2020

Painting the Birdhouse

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.

”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”

by Harlem Struggle For You March 23, 2020

Prenting

Cute girl, who is full of love. Both towards her friends, family and her boyfriend. She is fun to be around, and likes to make cheesy jokes.

"Everyone should have a Prenting in their lives"
"Wow, I miss Prenting"

by Chakakarn January 21, 2022

Pointing at yourself

If you catch people pointing at themselves it means that their Aaron’s best freind

Tom holland was seen doing the thing (pointing at yourself) because he is Aaron’s best freind

by AaronTheEpic May 14, 2022