Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man

"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "

by Marie Costello August 26, 2007

Hey I'm putting together a team

A dumb movie cliche line often used when the main character or antagonist try to create a a squad of people like them in order to accomplish another cliche of defeating the main antagonist or protagonist by working together.

"I'm building a team." -(Batman to flash)
"I'm putting together a team."- (Beckett to Han Solo)
"what are we some kind of suicide squad?" -(Will Smith to that one girl who made the suicide squad)
"Hey I'm putting together a team of gay pornstars, would you like to join?"

by TheMagic17 January 15, 2019

Yoghurt-potting

When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.

His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.

Note: this is definitely not gay!

Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.

Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?

Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!

by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013

two way petting zoo

an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back

hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?

by klofish105 June 14, 2018

Petting the White Rhino

a slang term used for doing cocaine through the rectum.

"Dave Breedlove likes Petting the White Rhino while on holiday in Caracas."

by Cris Cotner May 28, 2008

Petting the eagle

Using American-based imagery to get consumers to purchase your product.

I've seen a lot of corporations petting the eagle since September 11th.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

Putting the bike in the trunk

Anal sex.

"I met up with that chick Mary from the mall the other night, bro..."

"Ya?? How'd it go?"

"I am thinking about putting the bike in the trunk..."

"Dude, you're gonna put your Schwinn in there?? No way!!

by peternorthHUGE May 15, 2010