neartard

Neartard describes a person who is by all means a total idiot but has not been officially classified as legally retarded.

"Did you hear that John tried to put out an electrical fire with water?"
"Are you serious? Man what a damn neartard."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

neard

A neckbeard

Let me touch your neard honey

by lil willy on the track April 3, 2020

near

nearly, almost

If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

nefarious muppet

An evil muppet possessed by the spirit of the devil that goes on a rampage attempting to kill all good muppets and their creator, GOD.

"Stop trying to kill me you nefarious muppet!"

by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009

Nebard

A Retard with mongoloid characteristics.

Man: "What a Retard!"
Woman: "Nebard not Retard. Didn't you smell him? You've just insulted a whole race of Retards."

by muh? August 19, 2008

Nega-Smaft

Not to be confused with 'MegaSmaft' Nega-smaft is the opposite of 'Smaft'. Thus meaning; Lame, Loserish,Irrelevant, and most of all just NOT COOL. at all.

"Hey did you see alex today? He is so Nega-Smaft...So unlike Hannah, Shes one smaft chick."

by Smaftattack October 3, 2011