nfs

nfs- acronym for no funny shit

used when one is totally serious about something usually a personal statement.

girl-yo me and my mains went bungee jumping off the eiffel tower!!

boy-*looks skeptical

girl-nfs i swear

by dmvNative August 20, 2011

nfm

Well, I thought it stood for "no further message"--something to add to the subject line to an email, when the subject line is the email, to save the recipient the nuisance of opening the, um, message. If it does not mean this, it should.

And the mule you road in on, NFM

by Buce August 26, 2005

NFB

No Fucking Bueno; When something is REALLY bad and needs to be corrected now.

Nurse, "The doctor said that dog's platelet count is NFB and it needs blood now!"

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 30, 2009

NFI

Not Fucking Invited

"Are you going to Sam's party?"

"Hardly - NFI, mate"

by scamp1 December 22, 2008

NFB

No Fat Bitches

Quite simply, this is a code among men that expresses distaste for overweight women.

Woman - “can we come to your party?”
Man - “sorry, NFB”

by Race Hall March 2, 2019

NFTY-OV

The Ohio Valley region of NFTY. Coincidentally, the best NFTY region. Consists of Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, Tennessee, (don't forget) West Virginia (1 tyg).

Mascot: cow. Name: Bessie

Penny: "Hey, what region are you in?"
Bessie: "NFTY-OV! The best region under the sun!"
Penny: "Stomp, clap....."
Bessie: "SAY NFTY!"

by NFTYisnifty May 28, 2011

NFTY SoCal

Not only he most attractive NFTY region but also the most spirited and most passionate.

NFTY SoCal is the best region ever.

by Nikolailai October 31, 2011