Mathias

Aggressive slide tackling motherfucker. Can hurt your collarbone. You should stay away from his balls.

Fuck me he destroyed me like a Mathias

by Cokpleaser October 7, 2022

Mathilda

Mathilda is someone who is kinda smart and funny. she gets people pillow cases for their friends

person 1: oh its Mathilda
Person 2: ahh its her

by Balhff December 7, 2022

Mathla

Mathla is the type of girl that's always there for you. She is always there during your happiest and saddest times. She likes the same things you do and sometimes she likes different stuff. she is outgoing, funny, smart and absolutely beautiful. she LOVES sarcasm and her language is literally sarcasm.

"hey Mathla, I love you."

by shushulovesyou February 24, 2023

Mathilde Mook

The most spectacular fantastic fancy ice cream cone. You are not the best fish in the sea (no offence) but you still gracious amazing fantastic cool bossy strict mean lovely nice kind pretty beautiful beauty diamond clumsy shimmering shimmery EST person I know. You always have bad luck whatever you do! So here is some good luck💲💵🌈

1. You’re the bravest person I know! I wish I was more like you.
2. You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone…with sprinkles.
3. You’re the sweetest—you don’t have a mean bone in your body do you?
4. Talking to you is like a breath of fresh air.

#Not copy & pasted

"Mathilde Mook is a weird girl. You will always see her strutting her thing though."

by Matilda Mook March 30, 2023

mathladying

(verb) pausing to think hard about something unimportant or highly debatable, especially mid-conversation

Nix, not writing her Ph.D. thesis but instead planning her free on-campus headshot: Who has a nice headshot I can emulate?

Andrew: Is Obama's headshot great, or is he a great person and that influences our views of him via photos?

Nix: *mathladying*

Nix: ...who is attractive but evil?

Andrew: Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn. Taylor Swift. Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio.

Nix: *mathladying harder*

by DrCNBD May 16, 2023

Mathias Oyewusi

He's a strange creature that only appears when he plays against big teams like Galatasaray, Malmo, Basel and he ghosts against small clups like Panevežys

-Ronaldo scored hat-trick versus Spain but he ghosted against Barcelona
-He must be Mathias Oyewusi

by Patrick Bateman 2009 August 1, 2023

mathulan

mathulan is a chimchah
u may be wondering what a chimchah is , its a bogie heheheh😂😂

you:omg theres something in my nose
someone:that must me a mathulan!!

by harasday August 18, 2023