A Joel has a intention to get any girl he desires. A Joel will take with his humagous penis. But other than a player, a Joel is also I lost. He may lie about his life and might not have anyone knowing the real him. But if you date a Joel don't do anything to hurt him or he may die.
Girl 1: Wow Joel's penis is so big.
Girl 2: But also his amount of girlfreinds.
Girl 3: He will lie to you watch out.
Girl 2: But also his amount of girlfreinds.
Girl 3: He will lie to you watch out.
by Hoelover August 8, 2018
Get the Joelmug. by Shikokuken September 11, 2015
Get the joelingmug. A rather slow Mexican guy who is usually made fun of and used as a scapegoat. Usually when something bad happens or some one does an unintelligent move you say his name.
by canIUhhh May 23, 2018
Get the Joelmug. 1. a private part of the body which is usually hidden from the general public which cannot be reached
2. when seen usual causes embarrassment
originates from
Jolts On Erecting Limbs
2. when seen usual causes embarrassment
originates from
Jolts On Erecting Limbs
by honeyfactory June 23, 2009
Get the joelmug. to be joeled (v): to have the shittiest luck possible; to get owned by anything and everything (especially in moscow); joelin (adj); joel (n)
i totally got joeled jumping off that fence and breaking both feet
i almost got joeled jumping out that window and breaking my back
when the russian music teacher rips you a new asshole for not being able to say "b" right....you got joeled
getting cut in line for a shower when you smell like nuts (suck a dick)
not being able to read russian and putting your clothes in the washer so they get drenched and getting yelled at by snaggletooth babitchka
i almost got joeled jumping out that window and breaking my back
when the russian music teacher rips you a new asshole for not being able to say "b" right....you got joeled
getting cut in line for a shower when you smell like nuts (suck a dick)
not being able to read russian and putting your clothes in the washer so they get drenched and getting yelled at by snaggletooth babitchka
by joel's fan club May 29, 2009
Get the joelmug. Joel is a very kind person. He is quite tall and very funny with the best humour ever. He will treat a everyone nicely and will make you very happy even in your darkest times. He enjoys hanging out with friends and can open up any conversation without making anything awkward. He is a very athletic person! Gets excited over any physical game. He is very talkative and can push through tough times very joyful.
by Rainelikesdeeznotz November 23, 2021
Get the Joelmug. by 10outof10masterpiece June 18, 2020
Get the Joeledmug.