Imagignition

Imagination + Ignition.

point at which imagination is ignited into action. The only block between our dreams and reality is a spark of will.

There are many a catalyst for imagignition. When creativity explodes into action, the once lonely idea is exposed to the world, changing it forever.

Bastian's dreams of joining the circus imagignited when he met the performers after the show.

by Atreyu September 11, 2006

Imagination Station

N. A restaurant in which the food is so terrible that one must imagine it tastes amazing in order to consume it.

Imagination Stations are most commonly found in high school cafeterias or college dining halls, or places that are only visited because they are convenient

Ed: Hey man you wanna go slurp some sludge at the dining hall?

Dale: Might as well dude, that Imagination Station is the only place around here for miles.

by Pirate Nation November 3, 2011

Imaginary friend

An imaginary friend is NOT the result of mental impairment. Actually, those with an imaginary friend are frequently smarter than most people (two brains in one). It's someone who is always with you, thus you are never alone. He knows you, your greatest desires and your flaws. So he usually judges you... but also the others around you. He comes often when you feel alone and need some help, or need to talk but have nobody trustworthy. An imaginary friend is really helpful, I advise you to try ! But pay attention, if your friend is comic, to not laugh too loud. People could think you're strange, even if it is a good thing, they're not really tolerant.

PS : Never let someone tell you he is not real, “Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” (JKR)

My imaginary friend is Sirius Black, so he never died and is ALWAYS with me.

by Sidocali September 15, 2016

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

The imaginary sensation of having huge latissimus dorsi muscles or "lats". ILS for short.

a meathead who walks with his arms away from his body in an effort to look like a bodybuilder, when in fact they do not resemble one.
he's got Imaginary Lat Syndrome

by OJs other glove December 20, 2008

Imagerbation

The act of masturbating to an imagined sexual fantasy.

P1: Oh man, i was so horny last night and i didn't have anything to masturbate to!
P2: Oh God! What did you do?
P1: I imagined that bitch we saw at the mall yesterday.
P2: Now that is using your imagerbation skills bro!

by Penis Hugar Cumalot June 18, 2011

Imaginometry

Imaginometry is the conjunction of imagination and a perceived geometry of someone who is ignorant of actual Euclidean geometry and still requires the hypostasisation of their model.

For the reification or curved levels or circular horizons you must evoke the inner workings of imaginometry.

by onthelevel(dot)live January 5, 2021

Imaginary Girlfriend

A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.

Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.

by Long June 22, 2005