Huberty

1.Of or relating to the species "retardus moronus."
2. An extremely dumb-minded individual.
3. One who wakes and screams at night.

Huberty is typically dorkin' it up at his computer.

by John Wayne Hereford. October 30, 2003

Humbertico

A fast ass mofo that runs fast as fuck. He has no problem telling belen they blow at every sport cuz he know they soft. He got pride in columbus and is part of one of the best teams in the nation. He also sleeps in mostly every class and is failing chemistry

-girl #1- Damn look at that kid run, hes sexy as fuhh. -girl #2- Yeah it must be humbertico

by straitoffdaraft December 15, 2010

Hubbert's Peak

A bell shaped curve depicting global and US oil production developed by M. King Hubbert in the 1950's. The computation predicted that US oil production would peak around 1970 and global oil production would peak around the turn of the millennium. Although the US prediction was surprisingly accurate the global prediction was slightly off. Instead of a peak a plateau is currently being observed. Many people use this observation to "debunk" peak oil.

Hubbert's peak is central to the peak oil community and discussions. With the recent advancements in petroleum engineering and exploration more advance models have been developed to predict the future of oil production. Even thought the global oil production hasn't really begun to decline many people are fairly certain that we have already peaked.

Pessimist: Hubbert's peak is a valid expression of simple mathematics, physics, and economics.

Optimist: What the fuck are you talking about its the government's fault gas is so high.

by MrAndMrsInternet November 28, 2011

Allah Huerta/ Allah

Just kidding., Really?., Wow!, Amazing!, And?, What?.

I just fucked your mom, Allah.. - Joking manner
I just got into Harvard. Allah? - Disbelief
I just did Britney Spears! Allah! - Amazement
When I told her I wasn't the baby's daddy she was like "Allah?" - Confusion

by John Michael January 5, 2004

Humberto

A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her

Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto

by ☆Saint☆ February 8, 2017

Humberto

A bald man who waxes their hair every three weeks

This bowling ball looks like Humberto.
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery

also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad

by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019

hubertthinkadink

an amazing person with lots of friends

hubertthinkadink has way more friends than that loser pat

by hubertthinkadink March 30, 2021