Garbège

noun

etymology: French and English, derivative of "garbage," pronounced 'gar-bEEj'

a: Anything that seems fancy or good, but is actually whack.

"If you see a fancy whack nigga, call um' garbège."

"That weed looked green, but it was really just garbège."

by ConnectFour February 15, 2010

Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

Gargle my sap

An invitation to drink (my) sperm, derogatory (like everything hereon :P)

Any physician who's against univHealthcare can gargle my sap.

by zornfett December 7, 2011

Gargleblasting

The act of getting bladdered, sometimes but not exclusively by the consumption of Gin and Pear Drops.

Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?

Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012

Gargle a douche

A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.

You can go gargle a douche, dude.

by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016

Garbed

A term originating from the PC game Chivalry Medieval Warfare (coined by the player Milan during Najo's duel tournament); derived from the word "garbage" this term can used alongside "garb" to describe a player getting demolished by some impressive rainbows and quad feints. Has seen extensive use in the Chivalry community ever since.

Wow Rick just got garbed heavily

That clan is so garb

by St0uty June 24, 2016

gargle mutt

A WOMAN WHO WILL USE SEMEN AS A TOOTH WHITENER

DAMN, BITCH IS A GARGLE MUTT YO!!

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 16, 2017