Gerky

When something is gerky fr

"Ayo this shit gerky no kizzy!!"

by cornball_123 October 29, 2021

gravel gertie

A surprise, non lubricated anal sneak attack

My wife refused to make dinner, so I snuck up on her and gave her a Gravel Gertie

by Tanbeer December 21, 2016

Dirty Gertrude

Doing the Dirty Gertrude uses the act of shoving your toenail shavings into any part of the body. The person with the toenails inside of them shall let them sit for about a week. After the scheduled time has come, the sexual partner will take out the shavings and eat them with a mixture of feces and semen.

"My buddy Eric tried a Dirty Gertrude with me last night, it was great!"

by FatFucker27 October 21, 2021

Gerby

As said by dr. Lupo one of the most influential people on the internet according to Time Gerby is a hot running shit.

I just took a hot gerby and it made me really sweaty.

by Connor Mac July 20, 2019

gerpy

1. cross between twerpishness and geeky

2. adjective used to describe one who enjoys telling jokes or making statements that cause those awkward or confused silences

3. a collection of words blurted out when the better thing to do would have been a cough of restraint

.......she can be kinda gerpy at parties......

person 1: tells nasty joke that make most within earshot cringe

person 2: 'way to spew the gerpy, comrade!'

by Luciferous June 24, 2009

Gert

an abnormally large anus

This chick I just met had a GERT....

by dragn_99 September 14, 2009

gertrude

adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.

I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.

by BD Crew August 15, 2009