Facebook faker

An individual who in real life is quiet, has no confidence and no self esteem .. But when they go onto facebook they change, they become all 'fun', 'exciting'.

But really their not.

____ says what to do what to do. man, i hate having nothing to do. i get bored easily and annoy people. am i annoying you right now am i??

_____ just took the wrapper off a Creme Egg without ripping it!! Booyaaaaaaaa!

shit like that

Nigga: "yo man, why r there so many facebook faker's about?"

Reply: "fuck noes, lets kill them all"

Nigga: "aite, lets do it"

by LoWriDeRq24354354 February 17, 2010

ferker

1.A friendly yet somewhat insulting term to use on a mate.

2.A guy who is over-flirtatious.

3.Someone who has slipped. (From the verb ferk meaning to slip.)

1.Shut up you ferker!

2.Check out Barney with four birds on the go at once,ferker that he is!

3.(on an icy day) Person 1:"See that guy comin down the street? Reckon he's a ferker?"

Person 2:"Possibly."

(man slips)

Persons 1 & 2:Weyhey,ferker!!!

by whitmore March 16, 2005

Feaked

The glorious past tense act of crapping.

“I ate such a large salad that I feaked my pantaloons.”
See Also, “Don’t feak your pantaloons”

by Peggo my Raggo April 1, 2009

Frosted flaker

A flaker who makes dumb sugar coated excuses as appeasement because he/she flaked.

Girlfriend: I'm soooo sorry, I was only late to your birthday party because I spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.

Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.

by Xylem October 11, 2010

boobie faker

n. A man who adds breasts to his physical appearance artificially, e.g. through the use of a bra.

Is that guy a boobie faker?

by The Grammar Nazi January 19, 2002

Fecker

A lover or friend. Originating from the use of the word "Feck," meaning love.

I feck you so much! (I love you so much!)

I SO feck that shirt! (I love that shirt)

Hey Fecker, whats up? (Hey Buddy, whats up?)

**Simply substitute the word love, with "feck"**

by Miz Lincoln August 26, 2005

Quim Fearer

a homosexual, a shirtlifter. half a man. a queer gay bumstuffing arse bandit qv

If you look at me in the toilets again, you are definitely a quim fearer.

by Asiagod June 1, 2007