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Online Dating

While almost universally panned, Online Dating can actually be a wonderful thing. People need to realize that not everyone online is fake, and that there are some genuine people out there. I know a couple that have been dating online for almost seven months, now. To the people that say internet love doesn't exist, they're WRONG.

Love is love, no matter how far apart you two may live.

End of discussion.
Dumbass: How's the Online Dating going?
Me: Fine, thanks for asking.
Dumbass: You know, he might be a pedophile.
Me: SHE might also not.
by Paul Burkes September 5, 2009
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Investment Dating

When a guy is over 18 and can't get a girl his age so he goes after someone who is below 18 that is way out of his league but he smuthers her until she turns 18 then he marries her. Normally these guys have very little if any game, and there is at least a 5 year age difference.
Mark started investment dating Angie when she was 14 and he was 21!
by badboysouth678 September 1, 2009
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Habbo dating

When a boy and a girl (or two boys or girls if they're gay) start dating on Habbo. They usually do not and never will know each other in real life, but they do "real life" activities, such as going on dates, having sex, getting married and "having" babies. Overall, habbo dating isnt that bad, but personally I dont do it much, i'd rather have a real boyfriend than a habbo one.
(1)
Habbo boy: Hi, you're really cute
Habbo girl: *blushes* Thank you
Habbo boy: Will you be my girlfriend?
Habbo girl: Sure, lets have sex!

(2)
Boy: So Larry, is it true that you have a girlfriend?
Other Boy: Yeah, course!
Boy: Whats her name?
Other Boy: (says her habbo name)
Boy: Ohmygod, Larry, you're habbo dating!
Other Boy: Yeah, so?
by Crazysophhun July 15, 2009
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Dating the Internet

Dating the internet: Verb:
1. The act of having a relationship with the internet through watching/reading porn.
2. Being in a "RP" (Role play) relationship.. (Some people disagree.)
3. Telling people that you are dating some one from another town, but really.. They sit at home and watch/read porn.
<Hayate> Have you been dating the internet..?
<Itachi> >.>
<Itachi> Maybe...
<Itachi> <.<
<Hayate> Dude.. Get a life..
by Atrum Kyoushin January 2, 2007
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Dating purgatory

That awkward stage when you are seeing someone and you have yet to have "the talk" about what the two of you want.
girl 1: so what is going on between you and what's his name?
girl 2: well we go out on dates and we're friends, but we haven't had that talk yet.
girl 1: oh, so you're in dating purgatory.
by cdfv April 26, 2010
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disney dating

1. When your in a confined or limited area that forces you and others to invade each others personal space, or "bubbles".

2. Also, when your in a confined or limited area that forces you to get to know, or interact, with the people around you - usually in awkward or uncomfortable ways.
1. "Dude, my English-1A class was a total case of disney dating...way to many people were trying to add that class!"

2. "Dude, the hauted mansion elevator at Disneyland is a perfect example of disney dating. I was sandwiching some girl I didn't know because we were so packed in."

3. "Man the presentaion room was so packed I had to stand in the back with the rest of the disney daters. The dude next to me smelled so bad...but I did get the chicks number next to me."
by blizzardengle September 10, 2010
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bang dating

The act of dating a person for the primary purpose of sex. Bang dating is a subset of casual sex in which sex is not the only activity undertaken by the parties involved, for example the pair may also have dinner or go stand up paddle boarding, but there is no intention of entering into a serious or long-term relationship.
Larry: "What happened to that chick you met on Tinder?'
Andre: "We've been to dinner a few times and she's stayed over after. I'd say we're bang dating."
by BellyCanelly April 26, 2014
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