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double dressing

The act of using a super soaker to launch a quick, spurt of ranch over a changing room door, onto the person behind. Double dressing
Did you hear about Rachel? She got kicked out of the mall for double dressing.
by lilcharlie May 6, 2019
mugGet the double dressingmug.

dress rehersal

The act of self pleasurement whilst using a condom, often to see if is the right fit and/or suitable.
similar to a Posh Wank, but with intent.
"hey babe, dont worry... These rubbers wont break, I had a dress rehersal with them yesterday."
by B.Gentle February 7, 2023
mugGet the dress rehersalmug.

Dress Codes

a fucking bullshit system that is sexist af and shouldn't exist
most of the time at least
urban dictionary has dress codes now and wouldn't let me publish this shit for the longest fucking time
mugGet the Dress Codesmug.

Dressed Out

The specific kind of stress associated with trying on, or shopping for, clothes. Can also refer to the consequence of this stress, often a complete disinterest in clothes.
Ex. I just saw myself in the dressing room mirror and now I'm dressed out.

Ex. What do I even wear to this party? I'm so dressed out.
by WordPredictor December 31, 2019
mugGet the Dressed Outmug.

Field Dressing

Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
mugGet the Field Dressingmug.

messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.
Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.
by W. Priske December 4, 2014
mugGet the messes in dressesmug.
This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.
I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"
by Little_puppet March 7, 2017
mugGet the not dressed for the occasionmug.

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