dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

i hate having dish issues

by Sexydimma September 23, 2016

Drying the dishes

When someone is getting it on with someone but then mentions something stupid or inappropriate that immediately ends everything.

Drying the dishes - saying something that turns the other person off immediately.

K was trying to go to second base with L but then mentioned the time of puking near this spot because of a party.

by Reparatiepilsje July 6, 2019

Mix dish

A mix bowl is when you have a container where you mix your tobacco and weed.

Yo bro lass the mix dish so i can pack a bong

by Thenortheastjoker December 17, 2020

Dish Dodger

Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.

My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.

by racergamer February 22, 2015

Doggie dish

When a male dog cums on the floor.

Sorry, I have to clean, Rover left a doggie dish on the floor

by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Dish Pic

Sending a woman a picture of an elaborate dish you've just cooked in the hopes of getting her in the mood

"Braised some short ribs, reduced the cooking liquid to a fine sauce, and served it over risotto. Sent the bitch a dish pic of it so she can see how I should be her boyfriend."

by Bob Blueberries September 3, 2014

Patriot Dish

Like Petrie Dish but instead of a glass instrument, a Patriot dish is a large gathering under political reasonings during a global pandemic; by which much like a Petrie dish a contagion is allowed to prosper.

They aren't requiring any safety precautions

at that Republican rally in Tulsa Oklahoma tomorrow , so many people are gonna die from that Patriot dish.

by SadisticPretzel June 19, 2020