Cumming on a biscuit

Getting a great deal on something and causing some hell while doing it.

" Man, did you hear tony was cumming on a biscuit for that t.v? I wish I could negotiate like him!!!"

by KBking March 7, 2012

cummings

After a terrible driver, with a branded vehicle "Cummings Roofing Inc" was found riding other vehicle's ass, a new term was born.

Hey watch out behind you, that guy is riding all over your ass. Hit the acceleration so that guy doesn't "cummings" all over you.

by saywhaaaaaa September 12, 2009

fuckin cumming

Something to do to piss people off.

Guy 1: Hey Brian guess what?
Brian: What?
Guy 1: I fuckin cummed!!!
Brian: You faggot shut the hell up

by johnny June 18, 2004

commiting spermicide

to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(

DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!

by Northun Californya Gangstuh March 12, 2008

Second cumming

1.the act of ejaculating 2(or more) times in 12 hours

Part of speech:Noun

Jim:"i hate rainy days"

Adam:"yeah me too, i was so bored that i jacked off,had lunch and then was bored again so i went for a second cumming"

Jim:"did you get it?"

Adam:"yeah!"

by Jack Coff November 30, 2009

cumstinger

1.) The tingly feeling after you've been slapped in the face by a huge weiner, then they cum on you. Also leaves a rash the shape of the penis.

ouchies!!! that musta been a real bad cumstinger!!! she got hit pretty motha fuckin hard!!!

by Sofa Kingdom May 13, 2005

cumming season

That time of year when every man has uncontrollable sexual desires in which they go around humping any and everything they can mount until they ejaculate.

Zoe: "Dude, Ayush was humping my dog yesterday."

Jennavive: "Yea, it's cumming season."

by XXX42069er January 20, 2016