Uterus Crushing

Sex with a girl under the age of 13.

Guy One: Man I just fucked this young hottie last night
Guy Two: Dude, I saw that girl and she couldn't have been more than 12, that isn't sex thats Uterus Crushing

by T.T. Tin Tin October 30, 2010

Crushing

The act of crushing another person; as in, to call someone's name from a hidden or obscure location, watching in amusement as they look around to see who called their name, and laugh at their stupidity when they don't figure it out. Derived from "crushing" someone's ego.

-Hey John!
-*John turns around multiple times, and continues walking*
-John, that was me...I just crushed you.
-Aw, you're so good at crushing me every time.

by KShelton January 28, 2009

Crushing face

The act of winning, usually multiple times in a row. Often in the context of a videogame.

Wow, I am really crushing face at Starcraft today. I just got promoted!

Rich crushes face at online scrabble. He never loses.

by Yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso April 8, 2012

stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout

When Jake Paul makes a new video.

You: watching Youtube

You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr May 1, 2019

cruising down Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.

When a rich suburban white lady cheats on her husband with a young hunky black kid from tha hood

Yo Tyler, did you hear about Billy's mom? She's been cruising down Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. with Jemal!

by Dslott July 24, 2012

Soul Crushing

v adj n. to voluntarily suspend a person's beliefs or thought process, in a shadow of doubt that everything they once adhered to was either bullshit or biased. This act usually incures the reciever to experience uncharacterized behavior or reasoning for any amount of time. Depending on where/how they were raised promotes longevity or eventual acceptance of said new philosophies or rationale.
This requires the producer to be well versed and most times either high(ly accredited) or drunk.

it can be induced with stronger force when reciever is under the influence as well.
*note: the grammatically correct but pointless dash between the two words is removed for extra umph!

adj. so-and-so from work sat there speechless after my soul crushing comment.

n. I did some wicked soul crushing last night on some narrowed-minded ladies last night, they didn't know how to react after I quoted thier own book on them.

v. You are soul crushing him with your philosophical talk!

by nogoodnames July 7, 2010

Crushing Puppy

Code word for crushing pussy. Use it when you are talking to a friend who might be crushing pussy.

Hey Bobbitt you crushing puppy tonight.
Make sure you lick that puppy before you crush it.

by The Harper (Puppy Crusher) January 19, 2009