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Love In The Crapper

When you wake up in the morning with a sensation in the pit of your stomach causing you to feel as if you are in love however if you then proceed to take a crap you revert to feeling absolutely fine.
Dude, i woke up in the morning and i felt like i was in love with Jane but i went to the shitter and now there is Love In The Crapper
by MisterP93 March 2, 2009
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Crapperie

A great website about the life of the great Marquis Dupre. (www.crapperie.com)
The Crapperie has great articles about Douglas.
by Douglas Page March 2, 2005
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crappler

Toilet that does not flush properly.
Why do I have to have the room near the crappler?
by Pittz November 8, 2006
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Crampsack

No definition needed, everybody knows someone who is a crampsack...douchebag, idiot etc.

Alternate- Sitting in the back seat of a small two door vehicle and your boxers ride up in your pants...you would have a Crampsack.
Wow, I can't believe Jimmy shit himself when he passed out drunk...what a crampsack!

Word created by :
Gard Deletetsky
Zack Adams
Sid Doyle
by Gard Deletetsky November 16, 2007
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crampsturbate

When you experience cramps whilst masturbating yet continue to completion despite the immense, yet pleasure enhancing, pain.
Cameron winced as he crampsturbated in his Suzuki Swift.
by Sloagnorf March 9, 2014
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Crappercash

The amount of money that is theoretically earned while taking a poop at work.
Mate, I just earned 5 big ones in crappercash, and by the way I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes or so, it stinks!
by Zombleton Smith January 4, 2017
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Crapasstinator

Noun: one who habitually puts off doing things by doing meaningless things instead. Also, crapastinator.
I'm a chronic crapasstinator.
by JWO68 February 5, 2020
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