Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

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Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.

Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!

by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009

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Confusder

The state of being so gay that you cant even speak straight.

Becca: "I don't know how to do this. Mr. Been, I'm confusder..."
Ashley: "What?"
Becca: "I meant to say.. confused er somethin."

by Ashley Hellenbrand 101 November 6, 2003

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[confustrated]

When your so confused. Oftenly used by texting

In a text
Sue: hey do u wana g 2 the mall l8r
Blondie: sure
Sue: kk Ill pick u up at 6
Blondie:no i g2g2 a dentist at 5
Sue: r u sure cause if u come jack will leave and if jack leaves Stephanie and Ryan will totaly come and then jen will leave and i invited her out of pitty.
Blondie: wait I'm confustrated.

by chutzpah August 20, 2008

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