Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.
by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018
Get the concerteermug. When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squattermug. A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.
My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert
by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025
Get the i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concertmug. by sam.poop July 18, 2022
Get the concertmug. A man who simply watches a concert & does not enjoy that other people around him are having a good time. This man usually refuses to dance or will hoist his GF onto his shoulders.
“Yeah, Owen is a real concert cuckhold, he is always complaining when people around him are busting a move.”
by WordManForever June 11, 2024
Get the Concert Cuckholdmug. by syafinazisakorean? November 25, 2023
Get the Trainee concert at South Korea, Syafinaz Binte Zainal.mug. A place to see my Toppest Up music singer and this place that I go to regularly is full of singing, and dancing and my favourite singer/music player is in it and it's all time and Im always full of
enthusiasm to go to the Concerts! In Brisbane you can find concerts, also they do tours. Its awesome and amazing and super sonical music that will be on the next album, Im Sure, although
some more press and media could always help one two find the concerts sooner and more of them please.
enthusiasm to go to the Concerts! In Brisbane you can find concerts, also they do tours. Its awesome and amazing and super sonical music that will be on the next album, Im Sure, although
some more press and media could always help one two find the concerts sooner and more of them please.
Person One: Hi the Man from the concerts, wow you are amazing at dat shit so how is it you are so inclined to singing and dancing for me it looks like you could also like me to help you with some new dancing skills and vice versa!!
Person Two: Ha Ha is that you the Lady from the concerts? Well I know how to write and record, and am also Toppest up at every dance move also so sure Ill help you out there
Person One: Excellent I would love some further help and instructions. Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!
Person Two: Ha Ha is that you the Lady from the concerts? Well I know how to write and record, and am also Toppest up at every dance move also so sure Ill help you out there
Person One: Excellent I would love some further help and instructions. Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!
by Emms_002 August 29, 2022
Get the Concertsmug.