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Concert Whore

(1) someone who goes to a ton concerts. they don't care about ticket price or the musician; they're only there for the music

(2) someone who goes to concerts to try and have sex with the musicians' backstage
(1) a: hey man, look. she's always at a concert.

b: yeah, she's a concert whore.

(2) a: did you see that girl go back with -musician name-?
b: she's just another concert whore.
by b067r_08 February 12, 2022
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Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"
by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022
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concert

slang for wanting to have someone’s kids
you should come to one of my concerts sometime :)”

(she wants to have your kids)
by sam.poop July 18, 2022
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Concert Cuckhold

A man who simply watches a concert & does not enjoy that other people around him are having a good time. This man usually refuses to dance or will hoist his GF onto his shoulders.
“Yeah, Owen is a real concert cuckhold, he is always complaining when people around him are busting a move.”
by WordManForever June 11, 2024
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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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concert cougar

Jazz went to ten concerts. He’s such a concert cougar!
by pookiebear1298 November 2, 2023
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