Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

Columbus Rule

Declaring yourself the winner in the middle of a petty, nonsensical argument by stating, "I win". By doing this, you are officially the winner of the argument in question. This rule is named after Christopher Columbus, who declared that he discovered a country he did not in fact discover, but still receives the credit for doing so.

Cole: What are you talking about? Just because I'm black doesn't mean I love fried chicken!

Stephen: Yes it does. I win.

Cole: What?! You can't do that!

Stephen: Yes I can. Columbus rule. Suck it.

by Captain Rummidew June 13, 2010

University of British Columbia

The University of British Columbia, A.K.A. UBC, is perhaps in many terms the second best university in Canada. It is located in, of course, British Columbia.
Visit the website: www.ubc.ca

I plan to go to UBC. (The University of British Columbia.)

by Julie.t. December 30, 2008

columbian marching powder

cocaine, white powder

feel like shit too much of the columbian marching poeder last night

by col January 22, 2005

british columbia

Home of the greatest North American bud.

You'll be blinded by green...

by ... May 13, 2005

Columbined

To go crazy and shoot people.

Markus totally COLUMBINED when he shot his parents.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Columbine

1. A flower
2. A high school where two social outcasts shot afew students because they were being teased so much.
3. A term coined from def.#2 that is about the school shooting.

1. Columbines are pretty.
2. Columbine high school must have had the worst security.
3. We're always talking about Columbine at school.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003