colonelklink

Renegade Galactic Stormtrooper once thought to have had an affair with Superchicken. A ghey mythical character who dreams of Jedi Knights and who engulfs every hour practicing his Dungeons and Dragons technique

Colonel Klink first met Superchicken at the Unitarian church

by JediMaster April 2, 2005

Colonel Teske

Name for any subpar individual that mistakenly believes he/she maintains a high standard of etiquette.

"man, that waiter at the cracker barrel really Colonel Teske'd it up when he asked us to pass out our own food"

"Did you see that Colonel Teske at the Southern Gentleman's ball last night? He asked his date to hold the door open so he could make a better entrance"

by El Commodore May 2, 2010

Colonel Sanders

A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".

His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.

Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window*
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"

by "Pij", "Cock" & "Bac'cie" January 1, 2009

Colonel Sanders

When a guy blows his load on his partner's face (male or female) leaving a white mustache and goatee.

The dude ripped off the rubber and blew his load on her face, leaving her with a Colonel Sanders!

by JustMac July 23, 2008

Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm

Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!

by that guy January 27, 2005

Colonel Dietrich

(Colonel Dietrich was the Colonel for the Nazi Army in Raiders of the Lost Ark who slaps Sean Connery repetitively with a black leather glove.)

When a dude is doing a chick doggy style, and the chick looks back at the dude, the dude slaps her face with a black leather glove.

Mary met her fate with Colonel Dietrich when she glanced back at Micheal.

by Matty too hatty November 15, 2006

Colonel Sanders

much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.

Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken"

by RyaChu April 26, 2011